WARSAW ON FUMES

Went to Citibank this morning to check on the condition of my wealth. The news wasn't good.

I have .61 cents in Checking, and $1.32 in Savings.

So, I am off to Paris via Air Polonia on Thursday afternoon. I hear there are some very rich heiresses there.

I'll be staying at the Peace and Love Hostel, I understand about 10 minutes walk from the Gare du Nord.

Patrick Barry B.