INHERITANCE

Two planes are blown out of the Russian skies the day I left New York, 24 August, killing 90.

A bomb blast at the Rizhskaya metro, a mere two miles from my hotel, kills 10 and injures 50.

Hundreds of children are held hostage in North Ossentia, cancelling Putin's plans to visit Turkey.

And my love-child, Sondra, hasn't even sent an email to check on the status of her inheritance, to see if sooner, rather than later, she can buy the mansion she has been dreaming of.

Makes you wanna go: "H-h-m-m-m-m-m!"

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